In my professional life, I tend to stick to clear, non-clever code. So when I go home at night, I write terrible things. Here are some of them.
This project is a truly monstrous async web chat using no JS whatsoever on the frontend whatsoever. It works by abusing the http protocol (chunked transfer encoding) to send data to the frontend and abuses CSS background images + pseudoselectors to send data back. See the github for a gif-demo and a full technical writeup.
This was, surprisingly to me, by far the most popular thing I've ever built.
A url-shortener with Lambda – JUST Lambda. This is not intended to be used - it's a massive abuse of AWS's Lambda service. If you know lambda, you know how ridiculous this is. If not, well... Lambda is a very specific kind of hammer that's extremely good at hammering a very specific kind of nail. This project proves it's possible to use that hammer to drive a wing-nut into silly putty if you swing hard enough and are willing to get messy.
If you're here looking for tech stacks, this is all Python (although admittedly it's more Python than I've written in the last decade before this).
AWS's product announcements are sometimes a bit hard to read through all the proprietary names and terms - they feel like they could have been written by a markov chain. So I built that! A ruby script scrapes all 3k+ aws announcement posts, then a python script creates a markov chain model from that. Then more python uses that to generate posts + titles on demand and feeds them to some js which inserts them into a page that looks just like an amazon announcement.
It's hosted, of course, all on AWS. Lambda & ApiGateway for the post generation + cloudfront for caching/routing + S3 for static files and route53 for dns.